I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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