i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I understand Curling. That high.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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