hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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