Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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