Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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