3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize