please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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go home
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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