I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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