I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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