I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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