I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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