Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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