the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i wish my penis had a tongue
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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