I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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