If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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