"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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