My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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