her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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