her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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