Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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