Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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