you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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