i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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