you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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