His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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