Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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