Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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