U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Green mimosas i think yes
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Randomize
