My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Welp...herpes.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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