Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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