I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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