Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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