I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just gift wrapped bread.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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