Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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