this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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