C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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