i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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