Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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