You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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