You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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