This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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