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i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm bleeding and have questions
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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