imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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