Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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