Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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