we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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