My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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