I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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