This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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