Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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