Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
MIDGETS
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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