You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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