I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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