I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
