in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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